Previously on rescue me.
I have a situation.
That place where I have Jeannie?
The place in connecticut.
Yeah, they just raised
The monthly rent.
If I need a couple
Hundred bucks, I mean,
Can I come to you?
Sure.
But you know this
Girl that I've been seeing?
Yeah.
It's pretty serious, man.
Who is she?
It's Maggie.
Tommy's sister?
Get away from me.
Can I have your cherry?
If you knew me, you'd know
I never put fruit in drinks.
Cherries are for pies,
Slot machines, and virgins.
You see any of those
Around here?
No, I sure don't.
Let me get this straight.
I'm banging my science
Teacher.
Mrs...
Turbody.
Do you want to ask me
Something?
Quite frankly, missy,
I'm pretty disgusted.
I'll only discuss this
Off school grounds...
over drinks.
Sexy.
Very sexy.
What a great rack.
I'm leaving on Monday,
Which gives us an entire weekend
Full of possibilities,
Doesn't it.
Yeah.
Who's your mom dating?
I can't tell you.
Uh-Huh.
If I tell you, I'll be
Dishonoring her,
So I really can't.
Hey, kenny.
Oh, jeez, you look a little
Green around the gills.
You ok?
Yeah, I think I'm coming down
With something.
Bird flu, maybe.
Why don't you go home,
Take care of yourself,
Get some rest?
Home. Tempting.
I think I'll tough it out.
Your call.
Hey, listen, is there any chance
You can float me that money
We talked about?
I'm sorry, Jerry.
I'm tapped out.
Oh, shit, I thought you were
Gonna help me out.
Things change, man.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, fine.
It's just that I was depending
Upon that money for Jeannie's...
Christ, Jerry, what do I look
Like, a goddamn atm machine
To you?
You need track money, go to see
A goddamn shylock!
Hey, lower your voice,
Lieutenant.
I got to remind you
Who you're talking to?
Oh, yeah, you know,
That's great, that's great.
Hit me up for cash and then you
Pull rank on me.
You're a real class act, Chief.
Morning, Chief.
Hey, probie...
get in here.
Clean that up.
Hey, slugger.
Hey, Garrity.
Oh, hey.
What's up, man?
What's going on?
You out humping around
Last night?
What?
Humping around?
No, I just... I was, um,
I only hump the one.
You know, I just, I only
Make love to, you know,
The girlfriend.
So you're like a one-Woman
Guy now.
Yeah, man. Yeah, pretty much.
Pretty much.
So when are we gonna meet
This girlfriend?
Meet her? The girlfriend?
Yeah.
Um, you know,
She's uh, soon.
Yeah, maybe, I don't know.
She works a lot.
Uh-Huh.
Yeah, yeah, so, you know.
Hey, that was some brouhaha
The other night, wasn't it?
I mean, not ha-Ha funny,
Just you know, sort of...
actually it wasn't funny at all.
It was really sickening kind of.
Yeah, that's how we settle
Things in my family, you know.
We're Irish.
Yeah, well, hey, please,
Tell me about it.
Garrity.
Uh, no, I mean, like,
We're real Irish.
We're not like fake,
Your-Generation, faggoty Irish.
You know what I mean?
I know you guys are like,
"You know, I have my feelings,"
And you talk it out.
We don't talk it out.
We find out who's responsible,
Find the person, and then beat
The living shit out of them.
My grandfather's best friend
Growing up, he was friends with
The guy for like 40 years, and I
Guess the guy was flirting with
My grandmother one day, and long
Story short, my grandfather
Rearranged the guy's face so he
Can barely talk now.
Wow, what did the guy say
To your grandmother?
Um, good morning.
Step on that for me, will you?
Hey, yeah.
Don't tell anybody
About that.
No, hey, we all make
Mistakes, right?
What?
What's that?
You say something?
Yeah, I'm a dead man.
♪ on another day,
Come on, come on,
With these ropes I tied,
Can we do no wrong?
Now we grieve
'Cause now is gone,
Things were good
When we were young,
With my teeth locked down
I can see the blood
Of a thousand men
Who have come and gone,
Now we grieve
'Cause now is gone,
Things were good
When we were young,
Is it safe to say?
Come on, come on,
Was it right to leave?
Come on, come on,
Will I ever learn?
Come on, come on,
Come on, come on *
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I brought you some food
Because you've been working
So hard.
Yeah, well, after what you
Just did to me, I think what I
Really need is a handful of
Aspirin and a shot of vitamin a.
No, just come lie down again.
I'll make it all better,
I promise.
Yeah, that worked
The first 2 times.
What time is it?
About 7:00.
Yeah, I need to bounce.
My kid's waiting on me.
Excuse me? You have a kid?
Yep, a daughter.
What's her name?
Keela. She's 6.
Ohh. Her mom?
Her mom's dead actually.
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
Ah, don't be.
We didn't really
Know each other, you know?
Keela kind of just,
Uh, happened.
I'll see you.
You know what?
It's not gonna work, you know.
What?
Your ploy.
My ploy?
Your ploy that you use with
All of your conquests, you know,
When you get them to bed,
Then you tell them that you
Have a kid, and they get scared
And run screaming for the hills,
And then you get off scot-Free.
'Cause I happen to love kids.
Mm.
Maybe I could meet her
Sometime.
Yeah, I, uh, l... I don't know.
Oh, come on.
We could do something fun,
Just the 3 of us.
And I'll treat.
And then afterwards we could do
Something fun, just the 2 of us.
Mm.
I'll call you.
Mm-Hmm.
Nice crib, by the way.
Thanks.
Thank you.
You got a hole the size of
A nickel in your brown shoes.
Still got my black ones.
A man should have 2 pairs of shoes
One for getting around
And one for going out.
Not that we do that
Much anymore.
We should go tomorrow
Morning and get a new pair.
I can't.
Listen, Jerry, if visiting
Jeannie has made you have doubts
About us, our friendship,
I'll understand.
Just please be honest with me.
We're not doing anything wrong,
You know.
It's not that.
I got to go and see her brother.
I thought bud lived in
Arizona.
Not for a long time.
He moved back into the area,
Opened up a car dealership
A few years ago.
Never even bothered to contact
Her after they had this big
Falling out.
Must have been some
Falling out.
What was it about?
It was me.
Still she keeps on asking
About him.
I guess she's got
A right to know.
I'll pick out something
Nice for you.
How's the wine?
I'm guessing they opened this
Bottle around '88.
Yeah, well, they don't get
A very sophisticated clientele
In this joint.
Sorry, no offense.
Yeah, up your ass.
Thanks.
Maybe we should go someplace
Where we can really talk.
Ok, listen.
Your nephew and I, we have
A very special, intimate
Relationship.
He got an "a" on his biology
Quiz, by the way.
Look, y-You got to, you got
To put an end to this thing, ok?
'Cause the mother hen, if you
Know what I'm talking about,
Is getting very curious.
Why do you think I canceled
Our parent/teacher meeting?
So you're thinking of ending
It then.
I care deeply for...
you-Know-Who.
The point is, if you get
Caught doing you-Know-What
With you-Know-Who, I'm telling
You, some really serious stuff
Is gonna happen.
Stuff?
Stuff. Big, scary stuff.
Ok? You got to put an end
To this thing.
Well, if I end that thing,
I'm gonna need another thing
To take that thing's place.
I'm a little confused.
There were like 3 things
In there.
Which, which thing are we
Talking about?
My thing?
Hey, ma, I got a...
yeah, I had a tuna sandwich.
It was good.
Yeah, I'm ok, I guess.
Listen, I got a quick
Question for you.
Um... how old am I?
No, I know the year I was born
In, but I was counting backwards
From 2006 to remember how old,
And since I was born in december
And there was the whole year
2000 thing and I think like
A leap year in there,
I got confused is all.
Because I'm filling out
A transfer form, and I'd look
Pretty stupid if I got it wrong.
Can you just tell me how old
Please?
Oh, oh.
Glad I called then.
All right, I better get back
To this form.
Love you too.
This is so wrong.
How many ways?
Yeah, that's why it feels
So right.
Really?
Mm-Hmm.
I just feel so guilty.
That's because you're
A bad boy.
Oh, yeah?
Uh-Huh.
Oh, my God.
Ohh. Ohh.
Say my name.
Nell?
Not nell, stupid.
Call me Mrs. Turbody.
Mrs. Turbody.
Yes! Oh, yes!
Sorry.
Hey, yo, g,
You got the time, b?
Quarter past 10:00.
Ah.
You gonna dial up that
Booty call, or what?
Uh...
tell her to bring us
Some friends.
Yeah, if they let 'em out
Of the nursing home this late.
Ha ha.
Hey, I got to check on
My daughter, jerkoffs.
Oh, man.
Yo, this ain't
The men's room, b.
What are you doing?
You want to mess with me?
You better put your dick
Away, dude, before a rat jumps
Out and bites it off.
Hold on for a second, baby.
Piss on you.
You can go to hell.
What, are you gonna mess
With me too?
Is that how you want it?
To take a piss?
Huh? Do you?
Piss wherever I want!
You heard me. Yeah.
He's wasted.
Yeah, he is.
Uh, keela, honey,
Daddy's got to go, all right?
Bye.
Sorry, I just...
you're just so attractive,
I just...
I mean, I knew you were hot,
But once I like got my hands
On you, I just...
I know.
Listen, I'm gonna need you to go
Again once I'm done with this
Cigarette.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
You're gonna fill in for your
Nephew, you better raise your
Game.
Damian can go 3, 4 times
In an hour.
You keep up the pace or not?
Well, l... I might need
A sandwich...
Mrs. Turbody.
Hey.
What's the matter?
You don't think I'm pretty
Anymore?
Come here.
You sleep ok?
No.
You know that stuff
That happened last night
Between your dad and me?
That was just stupid brother
Stuff.
Me and Connor never fought
Like that.
Well, it's different
Between two boys,
Especially two grown-Up boys.
We can be a real dopey bunch
Sometimes.
It was scary.
Look, um...
your dad was very, very angry
With me last night, and he
Probably had every right to be,
And if he hadn't reacted the way
That he reacted, I'd, you know,
Definitely think there was
Something seriously wrong
With him.
Katy, look at me.
There's nothing, nothing
To be scared of.
He's still your dad, you know,
And he loves you very,
Very much.
You love us too, right?
Yeah.
What do you want, Jerry?
Hey, bud, we need to talk.
Piss off.
Your sister Jeannie,
She's sick.
She's got alzheimer's, bud.
If she's sick, she's sick.
There's nothing I can
Do for her.
Actually there might be.
The facility where she's
Staying, she really loves it
There.
It makes the disease easier.
They really care for her there.
Good for her.
Get out of my showroom.
She talks about you.
I don't understand it, but she
Keeps on calling your name.
I can't cover the nut, bud.
I need your help.
I'm on my knees here.
Then stand up and get
Yourself a job before they toss
Her out on the street.
Now get out of here unless you
Want to buy one of these,
Which I seriously doubt.
Hey.
What you eating?
Nicotine gum.
Tastes like shit.
You quit smoking?
No, I'm atoning for my sins.
Hey, your dad called.
Said you did a jig on your
Brother's head the other night.
Yeah. He tell you why?
Shakespearian.
Yeah, I know.
Scorsese-Esque.
Yeah.
Hey, I also hear you're no
Closer to having a male heir.
I've been a little busy,
You know.
Well, what if you get
Barbecued on the job
Or Johnny comes by and puts one
In your belly?
I mean, who's gonna carry on
The family name? The tradition?
I know, I know, I know.
The old man's gonna
Go soon, Tom.
Now's the perfect time to think
About going to a sperm bank
And having some of your boys
Put on ice.
I'm not going
To a sperm bank.
Why not?
It makes perfect sense.
That way if something happens
To you, you got insurance
And your dad can rest peacefully
Knowing the gavins have a shot
To carry on.
Yeah, yeah, long live
The gavins.
Amen to that, brother.
Yeah.
Hey, I don't know if cousin
Eddie told you, but you know,
These mothers against
Drunk driving...
yeah?
They got a petition going
With like 600 names on it
That they're gonna present
To the court to try to get you
Sprung early, you know?
You're shitting me.
No. Isn't that great?
No! It's terrible!
I've grown to love it here.
Last week my cellmate got this
Fabulous recipe for toilet wine
From his homeys in chino.
So write it down.
When you get sprung, you can
Make it in your own shitter.
I don't think you understand.
Taking out a drunk driver who
Killed a kid?
I'm like a celebrity inside.
I'm a king in here.
So let me get this straight.
You don't want your freedom.
No, and I want it
To stay that way.
You know, I'm getting
Marriage proposals?
I got a stack of mail in my cell
6 feet tall.
I'm serious about this, Tom.
Ok, what do you want me
To tell them?
I don't know.
Tell them it's a lovely gesture,
But find another cause.
Take up bridge, or better yet,
Get laid and have a drink.
All right.
Listen, on a more personal note,
Dad's not doing great, you know?
He's pissing the bed like
Twice a week.
He's forgetting stuff.
He's really turning into a pain
In the ass, and I just...
I wanted to talk to you about
What... what you think.
I'm thinking maybe I should
Start looking at nursing homes.
You listen to me, kid.
Don't you ever mention
That again.
Don't you ever even think
Of that again!
'Cause if you do, you won't have
To worry about the mothers
Of drunk driving
Getting me out.
I'll chew through these walls,
And I'll kill you myself!
You got that?
I got to go to lunch.
They're serving
Sloppy joes today.
Here's your coffees.
Thanks.
Mm-Hmm.
Figure out what you want
Yet, sweetie?
Thank you.
It's hard, I know.
If it's ok with your parents,
Maybe you can pick
Something out.
It's ok, sweetheart.
Go ahead.
That made you really
Uncomfortable, didn't it?
What?
The "parents."
Nah.
Nah. Nah.
You know, she really loves
This tea set.
You didn't have to do that.
What, are you kidding?
I've been trying to get my hands
On that tea set forever.
She's a great kid.
Yeah, she is.
You never wanted one
Of your own?
I never could have
One of my own.
Oh.
And considering how my last 3
Marriages ended, it probably is
The best thing that I didn't.
Well, that's, uh, some track
Record you got there.
Yeah, it is.
Still, you seem to have
A knack for the motherhood
Thing.
I have a lot of nieces
And nephews, and I spoil them.
My sister hates me for it.
Not the kids?
No, not the kids.
What do you say, sweetheart?
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
And, well, I have a little
Something for you too.
It's not a tea set, but...
alicia...
oh...
oh, man.
Wow.
Uh, I can't accept this, alicia.
Ok, but just try it on.
It's pretty, daddy.
Try it on.
Yeah, daddy.
It's pretty. Try it on.
All right, all right.
Jeez.
That is pretty dope.
What do you say, daddy?
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Hey.
Hi, Tom. Hey.
How are you, man?
Good.
I just... I can't seem
To kick the habit, you know?
I'm down like 300 bones.
Those things are
Gonna kill ya.
Yeah.
Could be the stress.
Yeah, yeah, could be,
If I were under any stress.
Listen, I better go suit up.
I'll see you in a,
In a little while?
How long, you think?
Oh, I don't know.
A bit maybe?
So like, what? 5 minutes?
Yeah, 10 maybe.
Hey, Lou.
Franco.
Doing ok?
Another day in paradise.
What are you doing out here?
Me?
I don't have time
For games, probie.
You want something?
No, Chief, sure don't.
Ah, then get out
Of my way, goon-Boy.
Hey, seano.
Hey, frankie.
Yo, man, you ever sneeze
While you're pissing?
I hate that shit.
Goes everywhere.
You know, whenever I'm gonna
Sneeze, I look up at a light.
Yeah, but you're gonna take
Your eyes off the target,
You might as well just go ahead
And sneeze, right?
Oh, yeah, I guess it's kind
Of a catch-22.
Yeah, not really, but I see
What you're trying to get at.
You talk to t. About Maggie yet?
No, God, no.
I was waiting for the right
Time, you know.
He seems a little raw
After the whole Johnny thing.
He seems fine to me.
Really?
Yeah, we been bullshitting,
Laughing like normal.
Really? Yeah, but he was
Doing this whole bristling thing
The other day, and then he just,
In the kitchen he just threw me
This really weird vibe.
Kind of freaked me out.
He was bristling?
Yeah.
He knows.
Shit. Really? You think?
Well, you said he was
Bristling, right?
Yeah, or, you know,
I don't know, he could have
Been stewing.
Well, Sean, there's
A difference.
If he was bristling,
He definitely knows.
If he was stewing,
It's up for grabs, you know?
Shit.
You know, maybe he's just
Waiting for the right moment
To bash your face in or set you
On fire.
No, no.
I've been too careful.
There's no way that he knows.
Ah, Sean, no offense,
But being careful for you is
Like tempting fate for most
People.
Now, I seriously suggest you
Consider coming clean, taking
Your medicine like a man.
If he finds out before you do,
Just gonna make things
That much worse.
Think about it.
We totally can
Work this out.
No, we can.
That's not fair though!
Ooh!
Mmm. Mm-Mm.
What are you doing?
Just straightening up.
Look... bothers me
Not straight thing.
Crazy.
Hey, where are you going?
You heard of school?
Oh.
'K, I'm just gonna clean up
The house a little bit.
I knew I'd find
You 2 together.
If I hadn't, elsa, I might
Have gone on playing it
Your way.
You didn't know.
Hey, t-Bone, what's up, man?
Frankenstein.
What's going on?
Not much.
What you been up to?
Ah, I just got myself
Into a bad situation
Pussy-Wise, man.
Is there such a thing?
Yeah, um, listen, man,
I think we need to talk
About Lou.
You notice anything
Funny about him lately?
Lou's a funny guy. What?
Yeah, he's hilarious.
Thing is, I saw him out
The other night.
He was hammered.
You know, I'm talking
Shit-Your-Pants drunk.
I saw him this morning.
He made no mention
Of it whatsoever.
So what, you think
He blacked out?
Yeah, it's possible.
Or he didn't see me
Or he didn't want
To talk about it.
Not to me anyway.
I don't know.
I just thought maybe you should
Say something, you know?
I think the guy's hurting, man.
I don't know, man.
Lou's a kind of sort-Your-
Own-Laundry type of guy,
But, uh, I appreciate
The heads-Up.
I just thought you should
Be aware of the situation.
I have...
privacy.
Yeah.
Mrs. Turbody.
How you feeling, Tommy?
Uh, I'm, I'm good.
How are, how are you?
Well, I'm calling to thank
You again for the other night.
You certainly rose
To the occasion.
Thank you for the sandwich.
I spoke to Damian.
It's over.
How did he...
how did he take it?
Like a boy.
Shit.
Nah, he's resilient.
He'll survive.
The question is, will you?
I want to see you tonight.
Ah, I can't.
Can't. Working a double.
A triple, actually.
Triple?
Yeah, there's some kind of
Big flu going through
The firehouse, and I can't...
you know, I got to cover
For like 3 guys.
Mrs. Turbody, I don't think
I can do this, ok?
It's, it's, it's wrong.
It's so... wrong... you know what
I mean? ...in so many ways,
And I just feel like, you know,
Um, I mean, the sex is great,
And, you know, I think I could
Go longer if I had, you know,
More practice, and you know,
Maybe, you know, maybe...
day after tomorrow?
Well, then, day after
Tomorrow it is.
I'll be expecting you.
All right. Bye.
Oh, my God.
You little sneak.
Mom, I want to stay
At Stacy's tonight.
Well, you'll have
To ask your father.
Why?
Because it's his night,
And I left him a message to pick
The 2 of you up after school.
Even after that whole mess
With uncle Johnny?
Sweetie, I'm not nuts about
Him spending time with you,
But I am not about to set him
Off by changing our
Arrangements.
Not after what he did.
What about what you did?
Excuse me?
You think it was easy having
To lie to him all this time?
We did it because
You asked us to.
Don't get smart
With me, young lady.
Hey, I really didn't think he
Was ready to hear the news,
And obviously he wasn't.
So why don't you go and pray
For a more normal family
If you think that will help?
The lord can only do so much.
How they hanging, Chief?
By a thread, Franco.
You have one
Unheard message.
Tommy, it's Janet. Listen.
Can't park there, lady.
What are you looking at?
What?
No good.
I got to talk to you.
About what?
I was cleaning today.
Uh-Huh.
What? I was, I was cleaning.
Mm-Hmm.
I clean 'cause things
Get dirty.
Yeah, and at which point did
You switch from cleaning mode
Into snooping mode?
I have a right to snoop.
Mm-Hmm.
Snooping is a really big part
Of being a good mom.
I am not arguing with you.
Ok, anyway, if I hadn't have
Snooped then I wouldn't
Have found out what Damian's
Been doing.
What do you mean?
What, what, what's he
Been doing?
What do you think I mean?
I'm asking you.
You were the one who was
Snooping, snoop dogg.
Holy shit.
Roofies and viagra.
What are roofies?
You don't know
What roofies are?
I don't know. Do I?
It's the date-Rape drug.
It's the thing you slip in
A chick's drink, and like half
An hour later she's basically,
You can do whatever you want
With her.
Eww!
I know.
That's what he's doing?
That's not what he's doing.
He's just probably doing
The selling part.
Ok, that's worse.
That's not worse.
That's not worse, ok?
It's way not worse, ok,
'Cause he's not doing
Either the dating or the raping.
He's just doing the selling...
to the guys who are doing
The dating and the raping.
I'll talk to him.
Yeah, I, uh,
Think he might know.
If he knew, you'd be
In a body cast by now.
Yeah, but he's giving me,
Like, strange looks.
He's acting really weird.
Yikes.
Yikes? What yikes?
Sounds like the same sort
Of stuff he pulled with fred.
Who the hell's fred?
Tommy's childhood friend.
The one he tortured till he hung
Himself because he found out we
Were dating each other behind
His back.
You think Tommy's trying to
Get me to hang myself?
Not necessarily.
Maybe he thinks you'll put your
Head in the oven or...
that's great.
Jump off a bridge.
But I think he's just messing
With you.
Yeah, well, what do I do?
Well, we don't know that he
Knows, so definitely steer clear
If you can, but... don't act
Suspicious and don't hang
Yourself.
It's what he wants... maybe.
You want
Another one, miss?
I'm not paying
For the small talk, slim.
Are you in a bar?
Yeah! So?
Uh, it's 10:00 in the morning,
Maggie.
Who you talking to?
Hey, hi.
Sean.
Um, nobody.
You don't really need a phone
To talk to nobody.
It's just... it's
The cable company.
I forgot to pay a Bill.
Hey, listen, you people better
Stop calling me, all right?
The check is in the mail.
Check is in the mail.
Yeah.
That was lame.
Lame excuse.
Yeah, well, it's all I could
Think of.
Yeah.
Got something in your tooth?
I don't know.
You know, Sean, lying is
Really not your, uh, forte.
Yeah, no, no, it's not.
And you don't know
What forte means.
I don't.
No.
Forte is like something that
You're really, really good at.
Right, yeah, ok.
Oh, so like in high school, when
I was all-State, I was like a,
Like a forte free safety, yeah?
Yeah, exactly.
Cool, yeah. Thanks.
Sorry.
Yeah, I'm...
See you later.
Ok.
Check out the bling.
That's like the nicest watch
I've ever seen.
Nah, I wouldn't say all that.
Let me see.
I wonder how much she
Paid for that.
Oh, few grand at least.
Nah, you think?
The thing's silver.
Oh, yeah.
That's a patek philippe, man.
My uncle teddy used to have
One of those.
I don't think he paid for it,
But, yeah, unless it's
A knockoff, it's a, it's a lot...
where you going, Sean?
What? Oh, I was just,
Uh, nowhere.
So is this a gift
From your old lady?
Sorry. Girlfriend?
She's not old, Lou.
She's older.
Older lady with
A shitload of money.
Yeah, she's well off. So?
Boy toy.
No.
Yeah.
Please.
Hey, we're not
Judging you, man.
Just, you know, work it
To your benefit.
Work it... what are you
Talking about?
Get as much as you can while
The going's good.
That's all I'm saying.
Yeah, well, what I'm saying
Is I'm not about that, ok?
Oh, really?
Yeah, really.
I don't trade sex for goods
Like some arapaho whore.
Sex with me is purely
About the sex.
That's why I'm so goddamn
Good at it.
Speaking of the sex,
When you bang her, does her
Walker get in the way, or do you
Use it for leverage?
Ohh...
what?
You're a jerk, man.
A legitimate question.
An asshole.
Oh, God, get over it.
Oh, man.
I was gonna get a sandwich.
You want any... want anything?
Right.
How 'bout I'll get you a drink?
You need a drink or...
wow, I got to, uh,
I got to pee.
Maybe you should call him
Again.
I called him 3 times already.
Maybe his phone is turned off.
Better call mommy.
I have a better idea.
You want to go to a big-Girls'
Sleepover at my friend Stacy's
House?
Stacy from Jesus class?
Yeah, it'll be fun.
We can eat popcorn and watch
Movies and talk about stuff.
Do we have to talk
About Jesus?
Well, maybe a little.
You better call mommy.
Tommy.
Tom.
Hey, where were you?
Hey, I am talking to you.
You know, it is bad enough that
You traumatized our children by
Going ballistic at dad's
Birthday party, but now you
Leave them standing in
The street waiting for you?
Tommy, let one of the young
Guys get that.
No, I got it, Chief.
It's all right.
Are you listening to me?
Tommy, you were supposed
To pick them up.
They were waiting at the school
For almost an hour.
I left you a message.
What's up, frankie?
Hey, Tommy.
What's up, jan?
What do you got?
Well, we're up to almost
A grand in the kitty now.
No shit?
Yeah, I think Garrity had to
Sell some of his vital organs to
Stay alive.
I hope his brain was one
Of the organs.
Yeah.
Here's the deal.
Every time I hear your voice
On my voicemail, I hit delete.
Ok, fine.
You don't want to talk to me,
You can talk to my new lawyer.
Ok? 'Cause the gloves
Are off, Tommy.
Hey, after this shit
And the shit that you pulled
The other night, I will get
It all.
The girls, the money,
The furniture, everything.
Hey, what's this I hear
About you chewing nicotine gum?
That's flat-Out cheating.
Hey, there.
Engine.
Nice, nice.
Oh, shit.
You okay?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Bring that boarding, guys.
Get her feet.
Grab the feet.
You got 'em? Okay.
Fancy outfit.
This guy must be rich.
He's a handsome cab
Driver, numb nuts.
He's not so handsome
Anymore.
Hey, something
Missing from this equation?
You mean Sean?
No, I mean the horse
Asshole.
Where's the goddamn horse?
Hi, hi, there.
You okay?
Hey, big boy.
Hi.
How you doing?
You all right? Huh?
What's the matter?
Huh?
It's gonna be all right, yeah.
It's okay, shh.
You got a big cut.
Wow, looks like it hurts, huh?
Yeah.
Get some of this stuff off you,
Okay?
Hey.
Oh, pop your stitches?
Yeah, a couple.
You cut that with a
Glass in the shower?
You know what, it's none
Of your business.
It's none of my
Business now?
Holy shit.
Howdy, boys.
Who's your new friend,
Garrity?
Oh, I found him down
There in the Meadow.
He must've broke free from the
Carriage on the impact.
Since when are you
The horse whisperer?
I used to have a horse.
Well, it wasn't really my horse.
Actually, it was a pony really.
Yeah, summer camp.
Buttons was his name.
Yeah, buttons.
I looked forward to it every
July, you know?
So I could ride him again.
Yeah, he got laminitis.
What's laminitis?
I don't know, but
Whatever it is, it kills horses.
Anyway, he died.
Summer camp was never the same,
Of course.
And I vowed I would never ride
Another horse again 'til today.
He's a beauty though, isn't he?
Looks about two lengths
From the glue factory if you ask
Me.
Come on, a little respect.
This guy used to be a
Thoroughbred.
You can tell from the muscle
Tone.
Looks like about 200
Bags worth of puppy chow to me.
No, he's just malnourished
Is all.
Well, those days are over, right
Buttons?
I'm gonna get you a nice warm
Stable and some oats and some
Hay.
Everything's gonna be all right.
Buttons!
Wow, you weren't shitting
About that pedigree, Gary.
Look at the grace of those
Strides.
Oh, man.
I'll tell you one thing
Though.
Who knew those new city buses
Were made so well, huh?
Barely a dent.
Tommy, Lou, go check
On the passengers.
Franco, take the probie and grab
A couple of shovels and start
Scraping secretariat off the
Street.
Take a minute if you need it,
Sean.
You know what, that's
Not funny, assholes.
All right, you know
What, knock it off, okay?
Knock what off?
Hey.
Tom, nothing, the guys were just
Being dicks.
Oh, really?
Yeah, how are you?
Good, how are you?
I'm all right.
Yeah?
What's going on,
Guys?
Hey, Franco.
So, so Sean.
Yeah?
Gonna see your new
Girlfriend?
Uh, yeah, or maybe.
I don't know.
Which one is it?
What?
"Yeah, maybe, I don't
Know?"
Pick one.
Yeah, yeah.
Atta boy.
Is she good?
Yup, she's doing good.
She's really good.
No, no, no, no, no.
I mean, um...
you got schmutz on
You.
Is she good?
She's... I don't...
that's not really... I'm not so
Comfortable discussing that
Really.
Since when?
We talk about this shit
All the time.
It's pretty much all we talk
About.
She like it from the back?
Hair pulled? Ass smacked?
She chug nut?
That's... that's a
Little... I'm trying to be
Respectful, okay?
I respect her, she's...
Respectable.
Come on.
You know?
So...
What you're saying is,
You're pretty much all about...
respect now.
Yeah. Yeah.
You know, trying.
I'm gonna to...
I'm gonna go back and bury
These.
I promised buttons I would.
See ya.
Jesus, Tom.
This is more fun than you
Said it would be.
Told ya.
Kid's dying inside.
What're you doing?
Nothing, I'm just
Sitting.
Coulda sworn I saw
Something very book-Like in your
Hands.
Show me.
The tao of pooh.
No, it's the tayo of
Pooh.
It's pronounced...
yo, Mike, I really can't
Understand how you could be seen
In public purchasing this shit.
It's not shit, a friend
Gave it to me.
It says pooh right in
The title.
It's a different kind
Of pooh.
The tayo-Ist...
taoist.
Whatever.
Taoist.
P'u means natural.
Plain, simple.
Yeah, hand it over.
Why?
Because a firehouse is no
Place for sensitive souls,
Probie.
You used to write poetry.
Yeah, and it cost me my house
And my wife, and a whole lot
More.
So give it over.
You can't order me to stop
Reading.
I'm not.
I'm ordering you to stop filling
Your mind with this bullshit,
Fortune-Cookie philosophy.
You're taking life lessons
From a seml-Retarded bear,
Mikey.
And it's not even a real bear.
Consider yourself fortunate
That you're not burdened
By an overactive mind.
Stick to cartoons and coloring
Books.
No, I'm not stupid, you know.
I'm just simpleminded.
The book says that pooh is like
An uncarved block.
You know, that's kind of how I
Feel.
Like an uncarved block.
It's hard to disagree with.
Yeah, you're busting balls,
But you know, winnie's as simple
As they come.
He just roams the woods, hangs
With his pals, eats some honey,
Takes a nap.
He doesn't care about
Understanding anything or...
or even himself or the names
That people call him.
He just... he just is, you know?
He accepts things as they are.
That's the key to his happiness.
That's what this all is,
Really.
I mean, you're a little
Depressed about the fact that
We're gonna keep calling you the
Probie.
Maybe this is the big problem
That's caused this little
Existential life crisis.
You don't know from problems,
Kid.
It's not that, I'm just
Starting to realize that
Nobody's ever gonna have all the
Answers, you know?
I mean, you may think you know
Everything, but you don't.
And you can't.
And you never will, so you
Should just stop trying and life
Will get a lot easier.
Give me the goddamned book.
Give me the goddamned book!
That's an order!
Give me the goddamned book!
Go get your own!
Get back here, asshole!
What the...
the hell is going on?
Just leave it alone, Tom.
You know, you've been acting
Very un-Lou like lately, Lou.
You know?
I mean, you come in, I can smell
Booze on your breath sometimes.
And... jumping down everybody's
Throat.
And snapping, left, right and
Center.
What's...?
What're you gonna do, tell me
You wanna help me?
Is that it?
You?
Who pissed away his beautiful
Wife and three kids by crawling
Into a bottle for three years?
You're gonna help me?
We're brothers.
That's what we're supposed to
Do.
I've seen how you treat your
Brothers.
Okay?
So why don't you just save this
Intervention for someone who
Gives a shit.
Goddamned hypocrite.
What a nice surprise.
Hey, sorry for dropping by
Unannounced.
No, it's okay, I'm just
Fixing dinner for some friends.
Come on in.
Oh, no, I really can't.
I just wanted to stop by and
Give this back to you.
Oh, you don't like it
Anymore?
No, no, I love it.
It's just that I recently found
Out that it's worth more than my
Jeep.
Right.
Well, what if I told you it was
A knockoff?
Um, all the same, I really...
I can't accept it.
I gotta go.
So, I'll call you.
I know.
Hey, dude, what can I get
You?
Java'd be nice.
Sure thing.
What's in that again?
Is the owner around?
You're looking at him.
Jerry Reilly.
Larry bird.
You're shitting me, right?
My folks were big celtics
Fans.
Call me birdy.
Birdy, I saw your sign
Outside, and I'm looking to pick
Up a couple extra bucks.
You're FDNY?
23 years.
Cool.
I am a little bit rusty,
But I used to pour down at
Mchales.
Another celtic.
Aaah.
It's kismet.
Hey.
Damien.
Hello?
What's going on?
Nothing.
Don't nothing me.
Come here.
You're mom found drugs in
Your room again.
What was she doing in my
Room?
She was cleaning, okay?
She seems to be doing a lot
Of that lately.
She likes to clean, you
Know, when she stressed out.
It's a big de-Stresser for her.
"De-Stresser"?
Yeah, it's a word.
Yeah, well, I'm not dealing.
All right?
It must be some old stuff.
I had so many hiding places in
That room, I lost track.
All right.
Don't bullshit me.
No, I swear.
Okay.
What's with the long face?
What?
What, Mrs. Turbody?
Come on.
She won't see me anymore.
Won't even talk to me.
You're better off.
You should be dating girls your
Own age anyways.
Women are a pain in the ass.
You got plenty of time to deal
With them when you get older.
I'm in love with her, uncle
Tommy.
You don't know what love is.
You gotta help me get her
Back.
What're you nuts?
No way, no way.
All the things I've done for
You?
All the shit you put me through?
You owe me.
I don't... you owe me.
I'm driving you around all the
Time, covering up this Mrs.
Turbody thing, let's go.
Come on, your mom made a pork
Loin.
Let's go.
Hey, man, where you been?
Just roaming.
Well, the game's about to
Start.
You want a beer?
Yeah.
Rough shift?
Oh, same old shit.
Forget about it, man.
I got a really good feeling
About cleveland.
It's lebron's night.
Thanks, bro.
Quarter court
Pressure.
Norris, 15 and he got it.
Now very important for miami
If they see the opening and
Break through the traffic,
Just step in there and hit the
Shots in this one.
Outside the board and just
Underway from the miami arena.
Georgetown and the hurricanes.